Basically, run.

sunshadowpoet:

helloclarice:

dealbreaker:

chriskelly:

Death Bear is a man dressed like a bear who comes and takes away old photos of your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend so that you can get over them easier.

So I have a question for all of you: you know how when you break up with someone, and a month (or year) later, you have lunch with them and you tell each other how you’re doing and then after the lunch on the walk home, you wonder if you’re the one winning or losing after the breakup?

Well, if you’re the one who hired a thirty-two year old man/performance artist to come into your home dressed as a bear and take clothes with your ex-boyfriend’s scent away from you, you are the one who is losing.

And not because you’re pathetic but because this man thinks a bear costume means a black jumpsuit, black boots and a shiny, hard black bear head.

So you’re losing because you got raped.

Basically.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay