January 2009
Pointers for the guy who tried to steal my wallet... →
Man, your last attempt to steal my wallet was a dismal failure. I have never seen a pickpocket crash and burn so spectacularly in my life. How can you expect to feed your children with stolen money…
Jan 30th
Stupid Horoscopes. →
Seriously, I don’t get horoscopes. Sure, I know why people go gaga over it. Nothing feels better than being told “you’ll meet the man of your dreams when you get a new job but you’ll get money…
Jan 27th
An Open Letter to my Neighbor’s Stupid Dog →
Dear Neighbor’s Stupid Dog, How are you? I see you everyday, but you know, I’m usually busy with “hurrying to get to work” or “running away from your sharp fangs” to greet you. And during the…
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
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Concepts alien to us Filipinos
arbetloggins: * command responsibility * honesty * giving way * first-come, first-served * queues * pedestrian overpasses, pedestrian lanes, traffic lights * democracy (Work in progress)
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jonas Secrets →
yummeh: Most. Hilarious. Tumblr. Ever.
Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
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Notes on the End of the World, 2012 →
If all this hulabaloo we’re hearing on the internet and Wikipedia is true, then the world is about to end on December 21, 2012. No, seriously. It says so on the Mayan Calendar. In fact, if you…
Jan 7th
[Blog] Notes on the End of the World, 2012: http://s3nt.com/boqv
Jan 7th
[Blog] Notes on the End of the World, 2012: http://s3nt.com/boqv
Jan 7th
The Noisy Man’s Yearend Recap: Best of 2008 →
2008 has come and gone, and unlike 2007, I haven’t been assraped this time. Nosiree, 2008 has been an great year for me. It may have started on a really bad note (must be the 2007 hangover), but…
Jan 4th
[Blog] The Noisy Man’s Yearend Recap: Best of 2008: http://s3nt.com/bko2
Jan 4th
[Blog] The Noisy Man’s Yearend Recap: Best of 2008: http://s3nt.com/bko2
Jan 4th
Jan 4th
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December 2008
Happy New Year, Resolutions →
Oh, wow. Look at this. The new year is a few minutes away and we’re all busy and shit preparing for it. But I’m taking a break from the revelries to take the time and greet you all a happy new year!…
Dec 31st