January 2008
Toys →
Toys →
Copyright © 2008 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/01/27/toys/. Sometimes, I swear, there is a big conspiracy that purports to make little kids a sex-crazed generation. How, you may ask? You see, toys like Bratz teach little girls how to dress as skankily as possible, Dora Aquapets make for very private bedroom fun for all ages, and childhood heroes like...
The Anatomy of a Man Blog Article →
Copyright © 2008 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/01/22/the-anatomy-of-a-man-blog-article/. NOTE: Originally published for The Man Blog.
We all get our Man Blog articles in our RSS feeds daily. We read it, take a good laugh, and then we forget all about it. But have you ever thought of all the hard work, pain, tears, sweat, and other bodily fluids your Man...
The Anatomy of a Man Blog Article →
Five Things That I Want in 2008 →
Copyright © 2008 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/01/19/five-things-that-i-want-in-2008/. This is seriously one of the times where I have absolutely nothing to write about. Seriously. So after two years of resisting, I finally raise the white flag and answer a meme. Yes, a meme. On my blog. Stop laughing. Seriously. No, seriously, stop it.
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Five Things That I Want in 2008 →
I Went to the Trinoma Bloggers Food Tour and I Got... →
Copyright © 2008 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/01/17/i-went-to-the-trinoma-bloggers-food-tour-and-i-got-nothing-to-show-for-it/. So I was writing about the recent Trinoma Blogger Food Tour which I recently participated in, right? I was in the middle of a five-paragraph, 1,500 word article which I slaved over for two days already.
I actually wrote an...
I Went to the Trinoma Bloggers Food Tour and I Got... →
Inner Child Therapy: On Aging →
Inner Child Therapy: On Aging →
Copyright © 2008 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/01/07/inner-child-therapy-on-aging/. Ade: This morning, I found three gray hairs on my head. Inner Child: So? Ade: That means I’m growing old, you insensitive sonofabitch. Inner Child: And tell me again, why should I care? Ade: Um, because you’re part of my subconscious? Inner Child: And? Ade: I...
My Grand Plan to Save the World From Karaoke →
Copyright © 2008 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/01/03/my-grand-plan-to-save-the-world-from-karaoke/. So I woke up with a headache today. It’s not really a nice feeling to wake up with a hangover after spending a night downing glass after glass of Bailey’s until I felt the world spin around me just before passing out. And spending new year’s day with this...
My Grand Plan to Save the World From Karaoke →