December 2007
The Noisy Man’s Yearend Recap: Top Posts for 2007 →
Copyright © 2007 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/12/30/the-noisy-mans-yearend-recap-top-posts-for-2007/. Happy New Year everyone! 2007 has come and gone, and has assraped us all so awesomely.
Google image search for “New Year”. Let the WTFs roll.
This year has like been the worst year of my life for reasons I can’t blog about lest this turns into a...
The Noisy Man’s Yearend Recap: Top Posts for 2007 →
On Fitting Rooms →
Copyright © 2007 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/12/27/on-fitting-rooms/. I hate fitting rooms. It’s not really the happiest of experiences when you try to put on the, um, “hippest” clothes, only to find out in dismay that the clothes look horrible on you. And you’d have somebody waiting outside the dressing room, waiting for you to show them how you look.
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On Fitting Rooms →
Merry Christmas! →
Copyright © 2007 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/12/25/merry-christmas/. At this time I am probably in a place where the internet is unheard of. I would be residing in a nipa hut and would be waiting silently until my colleagues have captured some wild boars. Later we shall feast on raw meat and wild berries while we do a rain dance. Hence, I posted this in...
Merry Christmas! →
Turning Heads →
Turning Heads →
Copyright © 2007 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/12/22/turning-heads/. One of the biggest reasons why I bought an ASUS Eee (which I call “MacEnvy” because of its uncanny similarity with a MacBook) is the form factor. I mean, it’s so frigging small and cute that it’s a guaranteed chick magnet. Not unlike using a very cute baby to walk around the mall with,...
An Open Letter to My Nose →
Copyright © 2007 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/12/19/an-open-letter-to-my-nose/. Dear Nose,
So how are you doing? I sure hope that all is well and good, and that you and your family (that little thing we call the “respiratory system”) are doing great. I do my best to take care of you all by not smoking, trying hard to not breathe in pollution, and by not...
Christmas Shopping →
Copyright © 2007 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/12/16/christmas-shopping/. I just realized that it’s only a few more days till Christmas, and I still haven’t shopped for a thing yet. So now I run the risk of losing a sizable number of friends, and I don’t want to lose any more especially after the last time I failed to give anybody anything for Christmas.
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The Downhill Battle Against Impulsive Buying (Or... →
Copyright © 2007 Ade. Visit the original article at http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/12/13/the-downhill-battle-against-impulsive-buying-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-asus-eee/. As everybody and their mother knows, I have been lusting for the ASUS eeePC since time immemorial. When I say “lusting”, I mean “keep me away from the nearest eeePC because I swear, I will dry hump...
Somebody posted in an eskwela.com forum: “I need a work” . Guess who’s NOT gonna get a job?
John Lennon: 1940-1980 →
This Week, What a Fatigue →
So I opened my web browser and visited my blog and I realized that it’s been quite a few days since my last entry. It’s pretty weird, because as everyone and their grandmother knows, I go online like every day, bugging busy people like Baddie for their Wordpress plugins. But it seems like I haven’t done too much blogging lately.
Yeah, my brain sucks like that. Also, I think my creativity...
November 2007
BREAKING NEWS: The Man Blog Declares Coup D’état!... →
MANILA, Philippines — A group of civilians calling themselves members of The Grand Order of Fail stormed Hotel Sogo in Cubao, Quezon City and declared what they call a “LOL D’état”. They have easily taken over hotel security by threatening them with suspicious-looking liquids contained within sealed vials marked with labels such as “herpes”, “syphilis”, “pubic lice”, “erectile dysfunction”,...